Fandom Crash Landing


futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

image

I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.



myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

image



Actors meeting their characters 

  • John: good evening, you alright?
  • Martin: what the fuck
  •  -
  • Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
  • Sherlock: liar
  •  -
  • Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
  • Tyler: smh shut up u love him
  •  -
  • Stiles: aaayyyyyy
  • Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
  •  -
  • Dean: I secretly love castiel
  • Jensen: I openly love misha
  •  -
  • Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
  • Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
  •  -
  • Captain Jack: I like dick
  • John: I like dick
  •  -
  • Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
  • Doctor: saNDWICHES
  • Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
  •  -
  • Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
  • Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man
  •  -
  • Tom: Do you want to see my impression of a velociraptor? *impersonates velociraptor*
  • Loki: Oh my Me, you are the most not intimidating imbecile I have ever met...
  •  -
  • Jared: *MOOSEY EXCITEMENT*
  • Sam: *ANGSTY ANNOYANCE*


actors   characters   

Actors meeting their characters 

  • John: good evening, you alright?
  • Martin: what the fuck
  •  -
  • Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
  • Sherlock: liar
  •  -
  • Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
  • Tyler: smh shut up u love him
  •  -
  • Stiles: aaayyyyyy
  • Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
  •  -
  • Dean: I secretly love castiel
  • Jensen: I openly love misha
  •  -
  • Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
  • Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
  •  -
  • Captain Jack: I like dick
  • John: I like dick
  •  -
  • Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
  • Doctor: saNDWICHES
  • Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
  •  -
  • Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
  • Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man


Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher) 

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.


  • Parents: be yourself
  • Me: -is self-
  • Parents: wait no


tarassein:

i thought this was going to be something nice but nope, it’s perfect

tarassein:

i thought this was going to be something nice but nope, it’s perfect



dancys:

“Honestly, [the arrow necklace] was a choice that Scarlett herself made as her character. Her relationship with Hawkeye will become very clear in Avengers 2.” - Joe Russo